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Our team of expert quantum prophets will gaze into the void of uncertainty and return with a confident "maybe."
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Remember, in an infinite multiverse, even the Quantum Prophets of Zorvath are not always right.
But hey, at least we're consistent about being unsure.
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